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Ted’s Law

The law that, in generality and absent mitigating circumstances or context, “the fact that you have to say ‘they’re not that bad’ means that they are that bad.”

First published after extensive research into the sexually available women of Boston, MA in the 2012 Seth MacFarlane film Ted, spoken by the eponymous Ted, whom MacFarlane also voiced.
Ted:
Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women are, on the whole, a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life.

John:
That's bullshit. What about Lori? She's hot.

Ted:
No, Lori's from Pennsylvania. That's not a Boston girl.

John:
They're not that bad.

Ted:
See, the fact that you have to say "they're not that bad" means that they are that bad.

Guy watching the movie: So that’s where Ted’s Law comes from!
by me.....really May 7, 2021
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Law of Sevens

The theory that when asked to rate something on a scale 1-10, people disproportionately answer "7." Most common in rating people's appearance but applies to all facets of life.
Tony: She's cute -- probably a 7 out of 10.
Jack: Are you sure you're not succumbing to the Law of Sevens?
Tony: You're right, I'd say she's an 8.
by Blue Collar Bandit February 4, 2022
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co-parent-in-law

Child-in-law's parent.
co-parent-in-law.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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Sodays Law

is an Internet adage asserting that as an online discussion grows longer (regardless of topic or scope), the probability the losing party will refer to other party as Trumper, Trumpanzee, or any other version they come up with for Trump.
This guy on the internet was trolling me hard with facts and critical thinking so I just called Sodays Lawed him by calling him a Trumper, and won the discussion.
by Baggyhombus594 May 14, 2022
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The Gentleman’s Law

An unspoken law for men to abide by, they cannot go first through a door or do any action when there is a lady present. After the lady has gone, the gentleman follow.
Female 1: oh it’s ok go ahead
Male 1: oh no, ladies first.
Female 1: oh no I insist
Male 1: I cannot, it breaks the gentleman’s law.

Female 1: oh please,
Male 1: I cannot break the law, it makes all us gentlemen feel like crap.
by Eggsmcjones April 29, 2021
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Kachow's Law

1. Kachow's circuit laws are two equalities that deal with the current and potential difference (commonly known as voltage) in the lumped element model of electrical circuits. They were first described in 2023, by Teoizm followers, after her highness Karen Teo said it one day in the holy temple of the SST Teoizm Electronics Lab. Widely used in electrical engineering and by her highness Karen Teo, they are also called Kachow's rules or simply Kachow's laws. These laws can be applied in time and frequency domains and form the basis for network analysis and is clearly a meme in the S307 2K23 cult clan. WE LOVE TEOISM
"Through the process, they will learn, Kachow's Law is applicable in real life to electronics."
"Kachow's Law is a Law for Voltage and Current, it's roots are originated from Teoism's holy temple in the SST Teoizm Electronics Lab."
by MINECRAFTBESTGAME69 February 22, 2023
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