Cut to Commercial Break

When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.

I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.

by CPT Ron July 20, 2020

cut out the middle man

1. Means of justification for a purchase. Everything is free if you think about it, because you aren't paying for a product, you're paying for someone to give it to you, so if you mentally cut the middle man (seller) out, you basically bought something for free.

2. Refers to stealing something. The people selling the product is the middle man, and by simply cutting out the middle man, everything magically becomes free.

g: omg where did you get those cool rings??
c: oh theyre free at emmy's!
g: really? i thought those were like 5 bucks each!
c: oh, i just cut out the middle man!

by i<3jordyn September 20, 2022

cut the vein

To let go of all things in the way of your true happiness.

I finally cut the vein today

by MinneapolisZ March 29, 2021

fam i need to cut

when you are somewhere and you have to leave quickly.

fam i need to cut before my mum gets home.

by 30k drilla January 19, 2017

cutting the wire

To finish something close to it's deadline

Bryant was cutting the wire on his final project, he wasn't sure he was going to finish in time.

by aaronstone59847 May 28, 2018

that's some cut

It is a phrase that is used when one is in shocked when a Jew is lynched by having their wrists cut open by a rusty knife.

During the holocaust my friend got lynched. Afterwords I said that's some cut.

by Frogmanhouse March 6, 2017

Cut in the cheese

When a man willingly jerks off until his dick turns red hot and proceeds to slice it into a woman's pussy like a knife through a piece of cheese.

Bro, last night I put a cut in the cheese.

by Have a dick September 1, 2021