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your bums ripped

To give a person a quick and senseless dis or burn hence your bus ripped
Fuck you heev. Heev replys your bums ripped
by The heev April 15, 2018
mugGet the your bums rippedmug.

squeekey bum time

very squeekey fart
its squeekey bum time
by harry bumington November 24, 2017
mugGet the squeekey bum timemug.

Cats bum hole

When u roll and the paper goes over the filter and it looks like a (cats) bum hole
Give me your lighter I need to burn off the cats bum hole
by Dig priz June 12, 2018
mugGet the Cats bum holemug.

Pokey bum wank

To insert ones finger in and out of the anus whilst masterbating ones penis with the other hand (speed and deph of finger is upto pbw,sters preference)
Tom:have you heard about something called a pokey bum wank its all the rage ooop north any idea what it involves
Rich: yes its the act of slipping a appendage or inanimate object up ones anus whilst wanking the penis with the other hand

I was doing a prison sentence a normal wank just wasnt doing it for me after 6 months of repetitive standard wanking so I was looking to spice things upby using a finger or 2 after 3 months fingers became boring so I started a long trawl of finding inanimate objects to insert and rating them out of ten is my final ambition to write up a pbw guide of best objects to use for a pbw with a ratings scale of shitty fingers so electric toothbrush 9 and a half shitty fingers out of ten
by Jack Mehoff jizz mater general November 20, 2016
mugGet the Pokey bum wankmug.

big bum theory

A concept of space-time in direct correlation of the famous novel The Lorax, in which rules over the lands of the Universe on a plane of balls called a Pool Table. He is retained from the modern being called a God, and is referred as being the mortal spirit that created the universe. The great wars fought out between the Onceler and the Lorax in the battle of Thneedvile caused the ferocious violence between the two famous nations. After the great battle, the Lorax was victorious, bringing home the lands of reality into a place the mere mortals renamed to "The Universe". He refrains from elaborating any further, and as such will not come out in the place that will be hidden in the darkness...
Have you heard of the Intellectual who wrote the Big Bum Theory?
by Gods upon the Lorax May 20, 2022
mugGet the big bum theorymug.

Bare bum the bandit

I'm not going bare bum the bandit. Your always bare bum the bandit
by Tkovacs November 2, 2020
mugGet the Bare bum the banditmug.

Mumbai Bum Rumble

A side effect of curry. Or, as it is known in Bradford, a regular fart.
Shivraj : Oh man, I'm getting some real bad Mumbai Bum Rumble right now.

Rajesh : Do you think they're actually reviewing these submissions ?
by zyklonbjorn April 9, 2021
mugGet the Mumbai Bum Rumblemug.

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