Droopy the drowsy fucker

Droopy, a drowsy fuck who goes to work and picks up a call of a customer, mid way through chat, he says I will be right back and falls asleep in his chair,

Droopy mate! Droopy!!!, He said hes gone to work, *bed* "Droopy the drowsy fucker"

by A person of some type... November 24, 2016

bitch ass cousin fucker

A person who only fucks their friends cousins.

Stop being a bitch ass cousin fucker

by Bitch ass cousin fucker March 4, 2018

hologram fucker

A person who have, had , or going to fuck that looks like someone you already fucked. In the swinger world, fucking someone that looks like your spouse.

Did you see who Tommy is fucking, she looks like his ex wife. He's been a hologram fucker since he fucked his cousin at band camp.

by partydaddyTX August 22, 2022

Furlough Fucker

Furlough Fucker (noun) - A person who is paid 80% of their normal salary by the UK government and refuses to actually listen to it. Can often be seen flouting the rules and ignoring every step of government guidance. Constantly complain that they are not being topped up the extra 20% by their employer. Can commonly be seen in large crowds in parks, beaches, back gardens and everyone elses houses because they feel like the rules don't apply to them. Complain that some key workers get to go to the front of the queue at Supermarkets because they are the lucky ones that actually have a job and CAN go to work. Impartial to an illegal rave and copious amounts of laughing gas because it eases their pain of being furloughed and Covid-19 can't be transmitted whilst drunk, if it is transmitted then they just say that they were drunk. Lastly, complain that they are bored and unhappy about life so queue for hours outside stores and then spend an eternity inside to keep others out.

"Look at him, he isn't socially distancing"
"Oh well, he is probably a Furlough Fucker."

by Roberto_the_realisto June 18, 2020

Littel fucker

As if to lose in something and say hey you littel fucker

hey you littel fucker

by Assant July 31, 2022

Fucker

Timmy and trey

Timmy and trey are both fuckers

by kkkkkev October 23, 2017

Apple Fucker

One whom fucks the apples.

Person 1: Dude, Steve spent an hour last night lecturing me on EDM.
Person 2: God, he's such an Apple Fucker.

Apple Fucker: Guys, I'm right here. Stop saying that it's not a thing.

by itslilred September 6, 2021