If you call someone a turd blossom, you are saying that they are beautiful but came from shit or cow shit.
If I called you a turd blossom I'd be saying you are pretty but your family is shit. Or you looked like shit 2 years ago and now look beautiful.
If I called you a turd blossom I'd be saying you are pretty but your family is shit. Or you looked like shit 2 years ago and now look beautiful.
by cwestn May 10, 2023

by gangster definitons March 19, 2024

A person who is a monster of extreme control, and also tries to prove that everybody is wrong.
Worse than a stinker, a fartknocker, or even worse than an asshole!
Worse than a stinker, a fartknocker, or even worse than an asshole!
by Tad(Terry) Winklemann January 2, 2021

When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.
Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.
Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.
Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.
by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 2, 2021

An obnoxious, inconsiderate person who acts self riotous, but one that also smells like fecal matter or is dirtier than normal.
That guy is a real turd bitch. He never picks up after himself, talks way too much, and thinks he knows everything.
by Cowboy77 January 8, 2024

A pair of women’s jeans which cut so high into her ass crack they would cut a turd in two if she let one go
by Alex J September 27, 2023

by Afriendofajanobo December 30, 2018
