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Turd Blossom

If you call someone a turd blossom, you are saying that they are beautiful but came from shit or cow shit.

If I called you a turd blossom I'd be saying you are pretty but your family is shit. Or you looked like shit 2 years ago and now look beautiful.
Person 1 "man what a turd blossom"
Person 2 "thank you I've changed a lot"
by cwestn May 10, 2023
mugGet the Turd Blossommug.

Turd maxxing

Where one does the act of freezing a turd and shoving it up their anus.
Daniel "lets get Kyle and make him do turd maxxing"
by gangster definitons March 19, 2024
mugGet the Turd maxxingmug.

Turd Ferguson

A person who is a monster of extreme control, and also tries to prove that everybody is wrong.

Worse than a stinker, a fartknocker, or even worse than an asshole!
If you try to control EVERYTHING, you are considered a TURD FERGUSON!
by Tad(Terry) Winklemann January 2, 2021
mugGet the Turd Fergusonmug.

Soft as a pensioner's turd

When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.
Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.

Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.
by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 2, 2021
mugGet the Soft as a pensioner's turdmug.

Turd Bitch

An obnoxious, inconsiderate person who acts self riotous, but one that also smells like fecal matter or is dirtier than normal.
That guy is a real turd bitch. He never picks up after himself, talks way too much, and thinks he knows everything.
by Cowboy77 January 8, 2024
mugGet the Turd Bitchmug.

turd cutter

A pair of women’s jeans which cut so high into her ass crack they would cut a turd in two if she let one go
by Alex J September 27, 2023
mugGet the turd cuttermug.

scooter turd

Sorry I h-have a s-scooter turd
by Afriendofajanobo December 30, 2018
mugGet the scooter turdmug.

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