Rusty Shears

When two elderly dikes are in a sexual relationship

I saw a lot of Rusty Shears at the retirement home

by jack_fb ttv February 28, 2023

Rusty Pancakes

Delicious buttermilk pancakes that are topped off with a dusting of rust collected from a metal object that's been outside in the elements. For the best taste, collect the rust dust from an old-timer car that has been abandoned in a field for decades.

I really like rusty pancakes

by arcfo March 1, 2023

Rusty Ninja

The challenge of having to piss directly into all of your partner's available orifices (mouth, nostrils, asshole, and pussy if they have one) while you're both blindfolded

Person 1: "Did you just sneeze piss?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah I got rusty ninja'd"

by Concerned Jeremy June 2, 2024

Rusty Tant

Noun: a tant with a rusty brown hue compared to the rest of the surrounding genital skin.

Adjective: That fucker had a rusty tant

by Rancidcheeto June 22, 2024

Rusty wrx

GET YOUR CAR ON THE FUCKING ROAD

Rusty wrx please get your car on the FUCKING ROAD

by Shit car yo July 6, 2024

Rusty fish hook

I was behind this girl,so I stuck my finger in her butt,when she turned and looked at me,I hooked her like a fish....

She was so hot I rusty fish hooked her..

by The dirty one.. July 19, 2024

Rusty James

Giving a mediocre blowjob to a man child in the parking lot at Caribbean Hut.

-Hey, isn’t that the guitar player out in his car with that chick? What are they doi…. Ohhhhh.

-Yep. Rusty James out there right now. Not only does he suck, but so does she apparently.

by Not Rusty James July 28, 2024