rusty chair

A girl that is a bitch!! She has crooked ass teeth. She looks like a pin head. She’s a rat in general. Kinda short. Brown hair. Usually Brown or Green eyes. She fake asf. Use this nickname between friends so no one knows who Rusty Chair is!

Kid1- Dude did you see Rusty Chair today??
Kid2- Yeah, rumor has that she broke a mirror cause she so ugly!
Kid1- Damnnn!!!

by RustyChairHater November 2, 2019

Rusty Cheese Sauce

When you have an uncircumcised cock with dried up cum and she is on her period and you get some blood on your cheese

Yo dude I was fucking this chick with my dad and we made some rusty cheese sauce.

by YaMuvva69 March 14, 2022

Rusty Melodica

The equivalent of the rusty trombone when performed on a female. Consists of orally stimulating the asshole while manually stimulating the pussy, mimicking the actions of playing the melodies.

Jeff: What’s the best way to eat a woman out?
Greg: Give her the ol’ rusty melodica, man, bitches love that shit.

by Tayus Neb October 26, 2019

Rusty Trio

consuming back-to-back-to-back shots of Rumplemintz, Jagermeister and Goldschlager

Wow, last night I took a rusty trio and I have been hungover for 24 hours!

by .boji November 13, 2011

Rusty Cage

Going from tossing your salad to a BJ without rinsing.

She gave me the best rusty cage ever!

by Yablo April 22, 2024

Rusty sprocket

When a guy has his hand in a guys ass and is giving him a reach around

I heard Big Earl Gave Dan a Rusty sprocket. Later that night he blew his pink sock

by Chapo Ghestappo September 1, 2023

rusty server

What every closeted divorced man over 40 is looking for: A waiter/bartender, between the ages of 21-25, not super bright, twink, short blond hair, blue eyes, that works at the bar he frequents. He has no friends, but thinks he is cool because a young queer boy who are in their 20's is interested in him (his money). Once he gets the twink to go hime with him, he has the twink rim his ass while giving him a reach around. The old man is so excited to have the young queer eat his asshole that he becomes incapable of containing himself and releases his fecal matter all over the twink's face.

Twink 1: "That old creepy guy at the end of the bar is always here staring at us. I think he's trying to get a Rusty Server."

Twink 2: "Hell, he looks rich enough, I'll go for it! I'll even fuck him raw and give him the virus as a thank you gift; after he buys me all the clothes and games that I want, that is."

by temnorepice August 11, 2015