Natural hat trick

The act of pissing, shitting and then jerking off in the same toilet during a single bathroom visit.

I went for a piss, that turned into a poop, and then I jerked off because of the porn I watched while I was pooping. The natural hat trick!

by 220swifty August 7, 2022

Invisible Hat

Invisible hatting means to be highly successful, alpha, wealthy, or highly appealing to the opposite gender but want to keep a low profile. IE incognito

Y”all don’t even realise this guy’s invisible hatting. He could buy this whole place with the money in his pocket

Girls following fakers on Insta wishing they could find themselves an invisible hat

by Tommygoodtmz June 16, 2022

Shit foil hat

A hat that has frozen shit that you wear to protect yourself from crack smoking faggots

The shit foil hat will protect you from the zombie civilization that we got going on

by Uncle gubsy June 24, 2022

Poop Hat

The hat that provides pooping to said victim. "Pooping" is created by rubbing this supposed hat on ones ass crack. Typically, the pooping action is done by throwing or plopping the hat on ones head followed the word, "POOPED" or "SHIT".

I pooped my dad with the Poop Hat today using great force.

by Poop Meiser June 26, 2022

Hat

Sausage casing for head.

Did you see that hat Eda is wearing?

by ALittleBeeNamedHarold July 4, 2022

Hat's On

Somebody who is "Hat's On" is enthusiastic. There Hat is on, so they are ready to go anywhere. In Australian (and other countries) Primary Schools, wearing your hat is very important. A Person Whose Hat's On wants to be outside all the time, and likes to do things. someone who is hats on is most likely a extrovert, but can be and introvert. people can be hats on in different scenarios, you don't have to be hat's on all the time.

When we do poetry Jim is really Hat's On, he's a wizard at that stuff.

That Joe is really Hat's On, He was ready to leave so early.

by HatLegendZ February 20, 2022

Shuichi's hat

A hat worn by Shuichi Saihara from DanganronpaV3

Extremely aggravating to some people

An emo hat that looks like it was copy and pasted onto each sprite, then adjusted with a perspective tool as needed.

Me: oh my gosh it's shuichi!!111!!
My friend: I swear to fucking god that Shuichi's Hat is going to give an aneurysm

by Keni_ii February 24, 2022