Having a shore moment

When you are usually pretty good at something then you make a stupid mistake

How did you fuck that up? Sorry mate, I'm just having a shore moment

by K19946 September 16, 2019

May I please have a water?

When you're thirsty on a plane, thousands of feet in the air. But there's not much to drink.

Blonde male with a crown and mask on chin, looking around and grinning: "May I please have a water?"

Woman: Oh my god!

by Talking Ben Nigger December 12, 2023

Have it all worked out

To gain significant advantage or make one's way through the world by exploiting social dynamics, state institutions and weaponising the law (usually to the detriment of moral but naive others).

Cindy: "I'm so over my farting, snoring husband, but I need him. How about you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"

by May 28, 2023

Bounce, to have a

To drop or force something that has elastic potential, (Usually a spherical object, such as a Ball so the forces of gravity pull the object towards the earth's core. On contact with the earth's crust the elastic potential is changed into kinectic energy propelling the object back on a simular or at a opposite reflected angle. This is consided to be one bounce, but a object may bounce more than once if it has the energy sufficient to do so.

'Let's have a bounce!'

'I bet I can bounce this babybel off his head'

'Bounce, to have a or not to have a'

by Frosty Pink and the 11 warps July 18, 2008

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

homo-julieri Have Smiled' The First Juvenile Discharged Release.

What I call homo-julie that are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 0:homo-julieri Have Smiled' The First Juvenile Discharged Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

Where have you been ?

A question asked by a female voice in your head whenever you enter a cafe shop and a guy says "ah you are back"

Voice in le head : Where have you been ?, been searching all along, came facing twilight on and on

by Omin,the_definer October 28, 2023