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Ethan

Ethan is wonderful! They’re conscientious and kind and care so deeply about freedom in this life. They want to make things better for others, though they’re not sure how to do it for themselves. They work hard and give amazing hugs, and can always be found when you need them. They’re a flirt but tire of it when it means people only objectify them. They truly enjoy being a human, but are painfully aware of the state of humanity. And yet, they keep going. Despite everything, they’re still here. Everyone deserves an Ethan.
Ethan works and loves so hard. They deserve more
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Ethan

Ethan’s a big fat bitch (bfb) who stomps around with his big feet
Boy: are we having an earthquake

Me: no that’s just Ethan coming down the stairs
by Ihateblackpeeople January 19, 2023
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Ethan

The best boyfriend you could ever ask for. The most trusting person in the world. He will always care about you and will Comfort you when feeling down.A good soccer player and a great friend. And real tall.
Ethan is the best
by Basketball #5 February 1, 2022
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Ethan

Ethan is a very tuff kid. He thinks because he curses he is the shit. He likes to make fun of you and he also has a disease. He also likes to fake his injuries to compensate for the fact he can’t play a sport. If you see an ethan like this approach him and he will smell like a fucking sewer. He also has and anime body pillow with his weaboo ass. And he usually wears a tight ass shirt with jeans and some fucking sketchers
Ugh that Ethan’s smell does he not use deodorant
by Poor man Antoine April 30, 2019
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Ethan

A guy who is not that popular or hot, but he accepts that and doesn't care about what people think about him. He also is a bit weird when it comes to his interests, but look past that, he somehow manages to get all the ladies even though he's not hot nor popular. Now that there ladies and gentleman, is a story of a fricking savage!
Look at that guy over there with his hot girlfriend!

Yeah, that's Ethan. He's not popular but damn, he's got the girls!
by batts2005 December 11, 2017
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Ethan

Handsome, mostly blonde, and can do almost anything when it comes to talents. He’s awesome with the ladies, and he likes to joke around with them. He has the kind of humor that you would find hurtful, but always explains why it’s funny. He will tease you, but he always means it in a playful manner. He is strong, and confident. If anyone comes across him in a bad way, he will always solve the problem whether it’s by talking back, or simply being nice. Overall, Ethan is an awesome dude who likes to have fun!
“See that guy over there?”
“Yeah that’s Ethan! He’s super funny”
“Yeah, and really cute!”
by Dude, that’s awesome April 20, 2018
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Ethan

There are nerdy Ethan’s and they are what everyone says about Ethan’s but the other Ethan’s this Ethan is manipulative, doesn’t actually care about and uses you, tells you one thing then the complete opposite the next day. This ethan is not to be trusted bc he will stab you in the back.
All Ethan’s aren't good guys
by Anyone_234 August 3, 2022
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