Ben is a proper sound cunt. Half horse half man his cock is massive. Lads love him, the ladies love him more and parents despise him. He’s a shagging machine on legs, a sex weapon, a true connoisseur of clunge. He’s been awarded The People’s Choice Magazine “I’ll just walk back home from town award at 5pm while absolutely leathered” award for the 4th year running.
You can find him down the local getting stuck into a few pints and lobbing bricks at the resident junkies.
Ben is a top lad.
You can find him down the local getting stuck into a few pints and lobbing bricks at the resident junkies.
Ben is a top lad.
by Definitely not called Ben November 21, 2023
Get the Benmug. He is a person. He also has a massive...right pinky toe. He has integrity and is a really bad liere. If you meet a ben, immediately...eat his right pinky toe.
by Rosebowlute🌹 February 27, 2022
Get the Benmug. ben swift is a cute and cuddly person. He is kinda dumb but it makes up for his looks. His a great kisser and sucker. If you have scored yourself a swift you should be happy. From Lachlan
by PAT 101232 November 21, 2022
Get the Ben swiftmug. This is the best couple and Bens future wife. Kaia loves Ben with all her heart and Ben wants to hit every angle while playing with his song dong.
by Ben x Kaia May 31, 2023
Get the Ben x Kaiamug. by Big cracks February 14, 2022
Get the Benmug. by shadowsdad June 29, 2023
Get the Benmug.