tight as a nuns bum

This saying relates to the Sound of Music . In a deleted scene Baron Von Trapp finds away around Julie Andrews vowels as a nun leaving her front bum pure.

This jam jar won't open, it was as tight as a nuns bum.

by Smalley 2 Shits November 16, 2016

Pokey bum wank

To insert ones finger in and out of the anus whilst masterbating ones penis with the other hand (speed and deph of finger is upto pbw,sters preference)

Tom:have you heard about something called a pokey bum wank its all the rage ooop north any idea what it involves
Rich: yes its the act of slipping a appendage or inanimate object up ones anus whilst wanking the penis with the other hand

I was doing a prison sentence a normal wank just wasnt doing it for me after 6 months of repetitive standard wanking so I was looking to spice things upby using a finger or 2 after 3 months fingers became boring so I started a long trawl of finding inanimate objects to insert and rating them out of ten is my final ambition to write up a pbw guide of best objects to use for a pbw with a ratings scale of shitty fingers so electric toothbrush 9 and a half shitty fingers out of ten

by Jack Mehoff jizz mater general November 20, 2016

Cats bum hole

When u roll and the paper goes over the filter and it looks like a (cats) bum hole

Give me your lighter I need to burn off the cats bum hole

by Dig priz June 12, 2018

Bum ass boyfriend

That one guy that you love/used to love who is completely worthless and ugly; yet you still talk about him with the homies even when you know you need to let it go.

Girl: shit y'all know he's fucking Samantha now?
Girl's friend: shiiii girl you're still talking about your bum ass boyfriend? Stop that shit!!!!!

Girl: girl I know... You right !! I fucking hate that muufuu

by Yahfromhell October 4, 2019

your bums ripped

To give a person a quick and senseless dis or burn hence your bus ripped

Fuck you heev. Heev replys your bums ripped

by The heev April 15, 2018

Sweaty bum sex

Two friends engaging in a pre shower sexual act, both friends bend over and touch bums after a long game of fortnite rubbing ones bum on eachother resulting in a sweaty squeaky noise to which they are both satisfied with!

Oh Gerald I’d sure love to engage In some
Sweaty bum sex time after this long game of fortnite that has shooketh me!

by Sweaty creator May 24, 2018

squeekey bum time

very squeekey fart

its squeekey bum time

by harry bumington November 24, 2017