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Sam

Has a massive 9-8 inch dick.
by Sexytwig December 21, 2021
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Sam

A nice boy who is pleasant to be nice to and overall wholesome but you can bring a dirty side out of him.
Person:I have wholesome friend
Friend: Probaly a Sam
by Keiko Keiko November 11, 2020
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sam r’s theory

the theory is that certain times of the day go by slower or faster than others even though they’re the same amount of hours..example, 7 am to 8 am goes by faster than 10 am to 11 am.
boy 1: woah dude it’s already 8:45?
boy 2: dude last time i checked it was 7:15

boy 1: it’s sam r’s theory!!!
by kittyluver22 March 18, 2022
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Sam

You have just spilled a drink everywhere you did a Sam
by Samborfc January 25, 2020
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SAM

My dad is only 5’6” and is always grouchy, he’s a total SAM
by PGR Girls December 16, 2023
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Sam

A man child who is 70% weed and 30% dumbass.

A person who gets off to crusty feet, blue waffles and cracks in his drywall.

A fagot who preaches that cigarettes are bad, but drinks bong water with his cookies.
A real straight D student.
by T H I C C O O F November 6, 2018
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Sam

Harry Potter Addict and is ugly AF He gets rejected a lot
by Dick Hindu August 13, 2018
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