Fanny Monster

A person (generally a dude) who devours fanny.

"Man Tiger Woods goes crazy when he gets a whiff of fanny, I think he slept with like three chicks at that party at Jorge's last week", "Yeah bro, Tiger's a fanny monster all right."

by Don cheadle July 24, 2016

Vagina Monster

A term used for people who gobble up all the pussy and spit it back out in disgust.

You must be gay, you fucking vagina monster.

by cbxfrye December 18, 2023

Monster Magnetism

When your partner is so clingy that they want to have sex with you almost all of the time

My girlfriend has Monster Magnetism

by The Nobody Rabbit May 19, 2023

big fat tiddie monster

A very big and fat tiddie monster who is very big and fat.

Damien is a big fat tiddie monster.

by Ur big fat mother October 30, 2021

monster chugger

noun;

a person who's daily water intake comes from the first ingredient on the back of a can of monster. usually roid-raging douchebags who bench 225 once and think they're hot shit. you can find them in one of 2 places; either in a 7/11 harassing some poor minimum wage worker, or passed out in the back alley after challenging someone who knowns how to fight TO a fight. typical attire includes tanktops, baggy pants, shitty mohawks or buzzcuts, and of course it will have the monster logo on it.

bands include: five finger death punch, godsmack, pantera, kid rock, etc.

Mike: "Jeremy! JEREMY!!! Turn your stupid ass fucking music down, you synthol-loving monster chugger!"
Jeremy: "YOU WANNA FUCKIN GO, BRO? HUH? BITCH!!"

by elgoberman October 1, 2023

Mud Monster

when you have so much and that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters.”

by ahsdhkskw September 18, 2021

Fig monster

Fig monster is a greddy adj monster

Fig monster don’t take all the pizza you greedy monster

by Johnny walshy June 29, 2020