National car crashing day

On the 11th of june it’s National car crash day, so get into a car crash. I mean, it’s legal! Who are gonna tell on you? The PEOPLE you just ran over?

He’s dead Because I ran into him Because it’s National car crashing day

by A Dumb joke May 11, 2019

CAR LOVER ASN

A true CAR LOVER who really loves Cars and can do anything for Cars. His love for cars will never end.

HE IS THE CAR LOVER ASN OF CARS.

by Anhad Singh Nagpal March 14, 2019

Hot car pussy

When you have been riding in the hot car and things get a bit musky down there.

Baby, I gotta take a shower before we have fun because I got hot car pussy.

by Running_with_foxes May 26, 2019

hot car dick

When a man has either been riding in a car some or let's face it, he's gone all day working outside and it's beyond musky down there; it's gross!

Oh baby you got that hcd (hot car dick)! I ain't going down there until you shower that dick off.

by Running_with_foxes May 26, 2019

Mexican Car Wash

Spot-cleaning your vehicle with the window squegee provided at the gas pump.

I had some bird poop on my trunk so I removed it with the Mexican car wash.

by theangryvegan May 26, 2019

Thrown out of a car

To look disheveled, hip, on fleek, sophisticated, messy, current.. any and all of these things but when comparing to olden days, it’s different than then so it’s a negative.

Girl is wearing jeans and a T-shirt with a messy bun. Guy says to her, ‘50 years ago people would look at you and think what? Was she thrown out of a car?’

by SockeyeToMe June 2, 2019

Buy car drunk

When you are so drunk that you buy a car and don't realise you did until the next day.

You did what!! Fuck you must have been buy car drunk!!!

by Pocketjem September 15, 2019