little French key

clitoris

He tried to get in but couldn't find the little French key.

by ivaninthesnow November 23, 2021

french miss

A phrase you use when anything french related fails (i.e. France.) A play on 'french kiss'.

French Person: *dies*
Normal Person: that's a french miss

by nicealtthereretard May 23, 2023

french-skin stare

instead of the light-skin stare, it's with French people and you have to play the stereotypical French music.

person1) Damn, look at Jasper!
person2) Yea! He's doin' the french-skin stare!

by SirBeepeth May 26, 2023

French Horn Player

A type of person who is really fucking annoying, and, should they be found trapped in a hole, they should be left there.

"Boy, that jackass is a real French horn player."

by Psyduckery May 26, 2023

French Teacher

The French teacher is one of the best teachers, one of the bois who you can make jokes with, unfortunately, they teach French which is unobjectively the WORST subject.

what do we have next? French, with the good French Teacher, I love them but I hate French

by Gog403 May 27, 2023

French poster

A staunch feminist, referring to French posters in the 1960s targeting Algerian women to unveil themselves.

John: "Check this tweet out by a feminist, she says women with veils are backwards!"
Josh: "Typical French poster behaviour."

by YourLocalBrownie June 12, 2023

French Fries with Abs

A more dignified name for "Waffle Fries". (Sadly, they will not give you abs)

Let's get some French Fries with Abs dude!

by 69+420=489 June 23, 2023