By right & By left

Typically used in Singlish to differentiate between the "right & proper"/official/etc (by right) way of doing something and the "quick & easy"/unofficial/corner-cutting/etc (by left) way of doing something.

Alice: Hey! Rubbish collector supposed to collect recyclables separate from non-recyclables, what?

Bob: By right, that’s the case but by left they oso just dump them in the same bin.
Alice: What by right & by left?! They should do their job properly!
Bob: Liddat, lor; angry so much for what?

by AzureArmageddon February 13, 2023

Right

Something you shouldn't have in our government.

We have no rights. Long live the USSR!

by You stupid... June 1, 2021

right-wing nut job

The act of jacking off your partner while vaping with your tits out in a theater.

*She leans over*

"Would you like a right-wing nut job?"

by Ornery on Main September 16, 2023

Driving in my car right after a beer

A meme where asgore runs over dess

Driving in my car right after a beer
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour!

Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain-making ass
Pulverize this fuck
With my Bergentrück
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!

by Fearh and hungah July 19, 2025

Poke the right bears

Business folks say this to 1) imply they can do favors, affect change, etc. and 2) sound macho.

Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.

Hydrogen fuel cells aren't a development priority this quarter? Let me see if I can poke the right bears to get this done.

by unicodebandito May 9, 2017

Bill of Rights

What greedy slimeballs try to and do covertly violate as much as they can for more control over people and their wallets.

Once a nation constituted by the bill of rights for people to be happy, now is only a memory.

by SpongeBoobies October 4, 2019

Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?

Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!

by anonymous October 17, 2021