Time chill

When it seems like a later time than it actually is
Damn, it’s only 3 pm? I’m experiencing some serious time chill
by Cognitoguy January 10, 2019
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Coffee time

When with a friend at coffee shop. You both sit down to have coffee and have a conversation or two, first one to have to shit gets fucked.
Me and Corey had coffee time the other day and I held my shit longer than he did!
by Evans2987 September 27, 2022
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magazine time

The unproductive use of time due to a lazy decision made by someone in a management position. Based on a Simpsons reference.
"Kids, teacher's a little hungover this morning, let's have magazine time until one and then you can talk amongst yourselves after lunch."
by bursaar February 17, 2009
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satan time

Something above demon time.
once you reach satan time you can no longer go back you can do anything without thinking.
Guy1:"bro what's wrong with Joe he acting sus"
Guy2:"Fam he's on satan time."
by Rusty58921 May 20, 2021
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God Time

The official time down to the minute. Sometimes watches can be "fast" or "slow" by a few or a lot of minutes and not always match the World Clock. Cell Phones and Computers are the exception since they are regulated and keep a consistent time. The time displayed on your cell phone is God Time.
Person 1: What time is it?

Person 2: *looks at watch*"It is 4:46 pm"

Person 3: *Looks at cellphone* "According to God time it is 4:50 pm"
by Luna_hermione October 04, 2011
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Cottage Time

Cottage Time- The time of day at work ranging from 9am-945am that cottage cheese, any brand, is to be eaten on one's lunch break. Normally the procedure requires getting a spoon and filling a small plastic cup to the top with cottage. The person then eats the cup of cottage.
clock strikes 9:15am
Cathy- "Oh! it's cottage time! yum yum!"
by schedulingsquad July 19, 2013
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Timed-Fap

Noun - The Process of Masturbating to Orgasm before a certain time.
I need to finish before my parents get home! Time for a Timed-Fap!
by TheGioSerg October 23, 2011
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