example: we've only been married three months but that Cunt Monster just keeps consuming everything I make, including my cock. My wallet is sore than my cock. M.A.
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Get the Pickled Monster Munch Day mug.Monster is an energy drink that was introduced by Hansen Natural Company in April of 2002. Monster has a 35% share of the energy drink market.
by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021
Get the Monster mug.A person who says that they will help in any activity and then becomes a no-show claiming that they had to give money to their kid but couldn't pull $20 out of their pants.
Jimbo: Hey "monster"? you wanna run a raid later tonight.
Monster: sure thing, I'll be there
.... 20 hours later and no sign of him, he's definitely a monster.
Monster: sure thing, I'll be there
.... 20 hours later and no sign of him, he's definitely a monster.
by monster0024 February 4, 2021
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