Michael Rocke/Mr Rocke

The worst teacher to possibly exists
Will tell you to stop talking even tho ain't even talking.

Not married

Has no coxk

"Michael rocke, has no cock" Michael Rocke/Mr Rocke

by Thiccboiiiii69 October 18, 2019

John Michael Padilla Jordas

Maria Nichole's Future husband period.

JOHN MICHAEL PADILLA JORDAS IS SO DAMN FAITHFUL AND LOYAL TO HER WIFE

by JORDAKS June 7, 2021

michael needs to shut up

michael shut up he is a nerd

michael needs to shut up because he is very annoying and just is not the vibe

by coolboy122131 June 8, 2022

michael jackson fan club

The Michael Jackson fan club is the best group in the whole world, we are like the power rangers but stronger. And sexier.

"the michael jackson fan club is the best group of people known to man!" -darth vader

by fennels fan boy June 27, 2022

Thomas Michael Fucking Conner

The forgotten Prince of Hell, Thomas Michael Fucking Conner. He is one of the most feared beings in the Milky Way with his shit infested asshole, smegma filled penis, and unwashed cum hands. If you hear his autistic screech "Cheeeeeaassseeee" or "sup niaggaer" you better hightail the hell outta there or he'll force himself to suck your dick. If you do refuse his dick sucking he'll reply with "I'm this close to kicking your ass!" in a menacing manor. Don't dare say faggot three times anywhere, or he'll come out of nowhere and stick his smegma infested 3 incher up any of your holes. So keep your eyes peeled if you do say faggot three times in a row.

Other terms for Thomas: Skeever Lord, Rat King, 4 Inch Punisher, Ratatouille the Rat, Michael Lover, Twink Fucker, Smegma Consumer, Unwashed Asshole, Faggot, Dog Fucker, Roze, Brigadeofroses, LinkinParkFan, Whiny Cunt, type O fah, Square Loser, Unfunny, Thomas and Watterson.

Things he's attracted to/aware of: Being named Michael, Being named Charlie, Being a twink, Being a furry, Being a trap, Having a small pecker, Being a redhead, Cosplaying as one of the Black Butler characters, Being gay, and Being submissive.

Things he dislikes/despise: Being named Chris, Being called Watterson, Being a rapist, Mistaken fake mom as real mom, Saying faggot in any manor, His Dad, His Step-Mom, gay blacks, LGBTQ+, His Life, Morse High School, and Being named Junior.

Girl: "Gosh you're acting like a Thomas Michael Fucking Conner right now Derrick!"
Derrick: "Shut the fuck up I'm this fucking close to beating your ass"
Ashley: "You even talk like him too! You fag boy!"

by Anti-Thomas Patrol April 22, 2020

Michael Jackson fans

Blind Pedophile supporters who don’t care for children. They are blinded by fame and glamour. Keep your children safe from pedophile fans!

Michael Jackson fans are delusional. They disgust me!

by Americans are evils March 31, 2021

Michaels Behind the Couch (MBTC)

MBTC is an organized group of people. The sexiest, funniest, but also cutest of people on the earth. With prolly the biggest cocks in the whole universe. Michaels behind the couch is easily the coolest of n words. This brotherhood could never be broken and will be passed on until the end of time. The jokes never stop ending and just become funnier and funnier. The popularity of this group is insane but it keeps growing along with each of our pps. The humor in this group is just unreal. We believe the goal of this group is to become as cool as the one know as camilou and soon make history as the funniest people on the planet.

Bob- U know that amazing group chat

Joe-yes the one and only MIchaels Behind the Couch (MBTC)

by Bran447 December 15, 2019