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Zombie Makeout 

A person who can't makeout properly if their lives depended on it. Usually starts with an ugly girl you got with because your friends pressured you, then she starts making out with you like she's trying to lick icecream off the bottom of a bowl. Too much tongue, slow, and creepy.
Dude, i hate you. That girl pulled a zombie makeout on me. She stuck her tongue down my throat like she was trying to deep throat me!
Zombie Makeout by alexmawdsley December 27, 2009
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hair and makeup friends 

People who share a superficial relationship with each other and do not delve into topics that are too personal or deep. The extent of "hair and makeup friendships" include, but not limited to, discussing fashion, makeup, hair, and entertainment.
I am hair and makeup friends with the shampoo person at the beauty salon.
hair and makeup friends by Lena C. January 12, 2008
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Welfare check makers 

Big fuzzy overused balls put into action just to get another check,cause you know after 5 kids your wifes meat wallet be droopin like a yo-yo.
Awwww son! I'm gettin me an 84 Cutlass since I got the ol' Welfare Check Makers cranked up again.

Makeup Sex 

the best way to take your anger out on your significant other.
I believe this definition defines it self. Dont beat the crap out of your boy/girl friend, after the fighting just get em back during sex.

originally, someone who makes furniture with an axe 

The original definition of Hacker
hacker

Axes are overrated.
The other person who did this (the one with the mock html tags) is very clever. Nice :)

makefunofable 

Adjective describing someone who is very easy to make fun of.
The 18 year old men playing Pretty Pretty Princess were very makefunofable.
makefunofable by Bomber February 17, 2003

makeout competition 

When two people make out for a competition. Usually, girls go to one wing of the stage and boys go to the other. The girls line up in no particular order and the boys do too. When the bell rings, the first person in each line has to go onstage and make out for ten minutes. Sometimes total strangers have to make out. The best makeout-ers get a prize.
Harrison had always liked Charlotte. She was just so pretty. When he heard that Charlotte was going to join the makeout competition for Year 8 at his school, he decided to join too. He prayed each night that he would kiss Charlotte at the makeout competition.

When he arrived that Tuesday, there were many people. In the crowd he saw Janice. He had hated Janice for as long as he liked Charlotte. He prayed that it wouldn't be Janice.

In the waiting room, he waited in line. The bell rang. After ten minutes, the bell rang again. In the fourth pair, Harrison could see from the TV that it was Charlotte on stage, kissing Anthony. This made Harrison immediately sad. When he went out, he stopped in his tracks. It was Janice! Both of them groaned as they slowly approached.

Reluctantly, their lips touched. They started kissing, slow and dry, until Harrison decided to put his tongue in Janice's mouth. He shoved it in and they started heavily making out. Their tongues touched, licked, wrestled. Harrison felt some saliva enter his mouth. He decided to mix it up with his saliva and let it drool back into Janice's. Harrison, having hated her all the time, decided to make use of those ten minutes. He held Janice's head close to him and started licking her oral features. Janice did the same back to Harrison. Harrison and Janice stood there with tongues active and with each other's drool flowing down their chins. The bell finally rang. When they parted, a long spit bridge hung between them.
makeout competition by Babies porn August 25, 2013