A day when the soul feels that institutions should be closed. Nature is calling for you to have a day off from work or school, but lacks the proper requisite precipitation to facilitate. May be used in both areas that expect snowfall or not, and is absolutely valid regardless of the season.
Franklin: "My family back home in Jersey just got 8 inches of snow, I'm taking a spiritual snow day."
Franklin's Boss: "I can respect that. See you in the AM."
or
Kelly: "I can't make it in today."
Jeff: "Why not?"
Kelly: "It's a spiritual snow day. They haven't plowed yet, and I can't make it in."
Jeff: "...We're in Flagstaff Arizona, what the heck are you talking about?"
Kelly: "Thanks for understanding, I'll see you tomorrow."
Franklin's Boss: "I can respect that. See you in the AM."
or
Kelly: "I can't make it in today."
Jeff: "Why not?"
Kelly: "It's a spiritual snow day. They haven't plowed yet, and I can't make it in."
Jeff: "...We're in Flagstaff Arizona, what the heck are you talking about?"
Kelly: "Thanks for understanding, I'll see you tomorrow."
by Spookimaru January 16, 2024
Get the Spiritual Snow Daymug. Sun Tzu, subliminally, reference to Santa "Satan" Claus "claws" " satan'c laws"(under threshold,
Why this over birthday of Jesus?
Why this over birthday of Jesus?
by Mineowedwus August 7, 2022
Get the Wu Snowmug. by anonymous May 11, 2022
Get the racist snow flowermug. Having a laid back or chill summer. Often being lazy and not going outside at all. Usually looked down upon.
Dain: Wanna go the waterpark? It's outdoors!
Mattt: 1: What's an "ootdoors?"
2: I'm busy playing *insert relevant game*. It's gonna take all summer to beat!
Dain: Fine Mattt, enjoy your SNOW-SUMMER! Lazy...
Mattt: 1: What's an "ootdoors?"
2: I'm busy playing *insert relevant game*. It's gonna take all summer to beat!
Dain: Fine Mattt, enjoy your SNOW-SUMMER! Lazy...
by dagraetqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcv February 1, 2019
Get the Snow-Summermug. All the liberal nincumpoops from the northern states that come down to Florida from November to April trying to escape the cold and the brain dead democratic policies they voted for. They can be easily spotted by how pale white they are, how slow they drive and how completely unaware they are when it comes to life in general. The only logical place for a snow turd is catching a ride around the bowl of a toilet.
“It took me forever to get to the beach with all the traffic and now I can’t even find a parking spot, all these snow turds need to leave.”
by IntentoShred March 5, 2023
Get the Snow Turdmug. by Beastcuntyeah April 9, 2020
Get the Snow conemug. 