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David/Ethan

A man who can be assumed to have a big dick, may be known as Pen-10, likely to have lots of friends. David is the kind of person that you meet and see him breathing air. Ethan would be, in this case, the legal name, with David being the name he goes by around people of the same age. David breathes air better than you, waits faster than you, builds muscle better than you, and is all around superior. If you see a wild David/Ethan, please say hello and begin following his every order for your own safety.
Person 1: "Did you see David over there?"
Person 2: "I did. What about him?"
Person 1: "I hear he has a big dick."
Person 3: "He is a rare breed. For our own safety, let us go worship him."

-Person 1, Person 2, Person 3, all leave to go worship David/Ethan-
by david is me February 24, 2022
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Ethan

a Ethan will be your best friend if you treat him well he will listen to what ever you have to say he can be a bit dirty minded sometimes but that's just his humour. you might get feeling for him but try not to it might wreck your friendship a Ethan may not be as popular as other boys but he's still as great.

he can be funny, kind, loyal, and a bit stupid but has a great personality and a good friend.
"hey whos that over there."
"that's my best friend Ethan."
by mimhope227 December 20, 2020
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Ethan

Ethan is wonderful! They’re conscientious and kind and care so deeply about freedom in this life. They want to make things better for others, though they’re not sure how to do it for themselves. They work hard and give amazing hugs, and can always be found when you need them. They’re a flirt but tire of it when it means people only objectify them. They truly enjoy being a human, but are painfully aware of the state of humanity. And yet, they keep going. Despite everything, they’re still here. Everyone deserves an Ethan.
Ethan works and loves so hard. They deserve more
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ethan

a cute catboy whose super smart and funny. He's really shy but you love him anyway and his smile lights up the room. He is such a pretty eboy
omg did you sew that guy? he's such an ethan!
by beckteriahotel March 19, 2021
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Ethan

"Ethan, the throat goat."
by marge3000 November 11, 2024
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Ethan

Ethan’s a big fat bitch (bfb) who stomps around with his big feet
Boy: are we having an earthquake

Me: no that’s just Ethan coming down the stairs
by Ihateblackpeeople January 19, 2023
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Ethan

A guy who is not that popular or hot, but he accepts that and doesn't care about what people think about him. He also is a bit weird when it comes to his interests, but look past that, he somehow manages to get all the ladies even though he's not hot nor popular. Now that there ladies and gentleman, is a story of a fricking savage!
Look at that guy over there with his hot girlfriend!

Yeah, that's Ethan. He's not popular but damn, he's got the girls!
by batts2005 December 11, 2017
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