Abuse Brandon Day

Abuse Brandon day takes place on may 10. If you have a friend named Brandon feel free to breath the crap out of him (not too badly though)

Person 1: hey Brandon. You know what today is

Brandon: OH no... Not abuse Brandon day..

by Fhsjanfbhdiekansgdgh May 10, 2023

body branch

Euphemism for a penis.

She wanted to see that thang so I snapped a pic a that body branch for her.

by PoopMongrual May 12, 2023

Charles Brandon

A moment in which contains swag

Did you see that

Yeah that’s was a charles Brandon moment

by orangelover11 May 28, 2023

Poo Branch

A big log of poo that fell out of someone's bum. People are known to swing from them from time to time.

*man doing poo squawks* "Aaah! What a relief to squeeze that beauty out.

Now it's time to get my hands dirty...

Boy do I love a poo branch"

by Rajjan Schmitzel June 13, 2023

The Brandon Effect

The Brandon Effect is when all or a majority of your previous partners have tried offing themselves before, during, or after the relationship

Person 1: yeah bro all my previous girlfriends have tried offing themselves

Person 2: dam dude that’s The Brandon Effect

by R3ZIT June 30, 2023

Keira-Blanco

When it comes to Keira, she's like a ray of sunshine. Her sweet smile brightens up even the bummiest of days, she’s very kind, talking with Keira is interesting and enjoyable because of her weirdly cute sense of humour and her personality . A caring, pretty lady, and a true gem. Keira's presence alone has the power to uplift spirits and brighten moods, being around her will simply make your day better. she’s not only beautiful internally but also externally. She's an incredible person and deserves nothing but the best.

Keira-Blanco Aka BeiraKlanco is totally a rocket.

by Dmoneyraizzzz$$ July 31, 2024

Keira-Blanco

When it comes to Keira, she's like a ray of sunshine. Her sweet smile brightens up even the bummiest of days, she’s very kind, talking with Keira is interesting and enjoyable because of her weirdly cute sense of humour and her personality . A caring, pretty lady, and a true gem. Keira's presence alone has the power to uplift spirits and brighten moods, being around her will simply make your day better. she’s not only beautiful internally but also externally. She's an incredible person and deserves nothing but the best.

Keira-Blanco Aka BeiraKlanco is totally a rocket.

by Dmoneyraizzzz$$ July 31, 2024