Kyzer Jermaih Burns

A retard that is handsome but dumb as hell

Oh here comes kyzer Jermaih burns he's dumb and handsome.

by Kyzir February 24, 2022

Inside Out Indian Burn

During a mmf threeway when both men are inside the vagina and are alternating thrusts, causing an indian burn inside the vagina.

Crissy has been walking weird today.
Ya dude, Chad and Todd gave her the Inside Out Indian Burn last night.

by Level3Autism September 1, 2018

west-burn

An epic fail on the slopes in Western Canada/Rocky Mountains.

What a wipeout - he totally west-burned that one.

by spazzy26 February 4, 2010

Edward Burns

The burning sensation that you feel in your Vagina when you have not had your share of Edward Cullen for the day.

Very similar to a yeast infection, except to cure the Edward Burns you must immediately read twiporn or watch Twilight.

by Honolulu Girl November 6, 2009

What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.

Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"

by Hym Iam May 27, 2024

Carpet burn

When a bitch goes down on her knees and towes and gives ur dick carpet burn

Och my dick hurts she swollowed that hoe and got carpet burn FOLLOW ME ON INSTA the.official.loser

by Alrier July 7, 2019

double burn

The feeling one gets when eating high quality spicy foods. The burning flavor is sensed by the taste receptors of both the mouth, and anus.

After eating at the fancy Thai place, Jimmy had to go out for ice cream that night. The double burn was so powerful he had to sit on an ice pack the next day.

by Ultracaffeine July 1, 2022