designated beer

After much beer consumption, unable to track which ones are empty, there is a chosen spot for the current beer.

My designated beer is the one to the right of the Tylenol.

by Frets & Such July 11, 2017

brewing beer

cultivating a nice frothy yeast infection

i would have gone down on her, but she was brewing beer

by brewmaster 5000 December 19, 2008

beer pressure

1. A beer bong device that uses a pressurized top to force up to 2 beers down your throat in less than 3 seconds.

1. how many beers do we have to drink? Ok I think its time to bust out the beer pressure.

by ying and wing May 16, 2011

root beer giggles

A series of uncontrollable laughter caused after drinking root beer

Brenna: why can’t you stop laughing!?

Emma: I’m sorry, I have the root beer giggles!!

by Scuba hoes July 3, 2019

Beer wear

some old fat dude who drinks beer all day in his underwear and the majority of his clothes is stained in beer

"Yo dude did you see that guy we just past?"
"Yeah, he's wearing Beer wear!"

by Dickdoodleham May 25, 2015

National Woman Beer Day

celebrated the second friday of january, DRINK A WOMAN BEER. only women can have woman beer, woman beer is like not beer but not a cocktail yk. like smirnoff ice something fruity. if you like real beer youre nasty as hell. piss drinkers. To celebrate sing America the Beautiful and drink everytime a word that starts with “A” is sung. If you are a man you cannot participate in this holiday unless given permission.

friend #1: GAH I AM THIRSTY!!!!! WHAT DAY IS IT???!?!?
friend #2: GOOD FOR YOU! it’s National Woman Beer Day, here’s a pink lemonade jack daniel’s!
friend #1 and #2 then sing America the Beautiful together with woman beers in hand.

by B1gT1ll3r January 8, 2025

atmosphere beer

A beer that miraculously achieves greatness not through taste, but by riding the coattails of its surroundings. It’s the liquid equivalent of "location, location, location." Its primary flavor notes include disappointment and misplaced enthusiasm.

Andy, the self-proclaimed beer connoisseur, sipped on a Miller Lite while lounging on the OCMD beach and gushed about its "effervescent, jizz like mouth feel," solidifying his status as the Einstein of atmosphere beers and an idiot for thinking filthy, sandy toes improve hops and barley.

by Lil Jizzie July 19, 2024