Fair as a goat’s ass

A clear day or clean complexion.

(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)

1. It’s fair as a goat’s ass outside today.

2. His/her skin is as fair as a goats ass.

by NorthOakCliffer March 18, 2021

Algorithm on a Rubik's cube

A sequence of moves on a Rubik's cube e.g. R U R' U'.

I know that an algorithm on a Rubik's cube is used to solve it.

by Grayson72627 May 17, 2021

D.i.a.l.s

Death is a life Sentence Originated by rapper Dialsthestar, Means that once you die theres no coming back so live a good life.

Example 1: bro dont sweat life i know it cost more to live then to die but D.I.A.L.S , Death is a life Sentence.

by Your Urban Dictionary July 30, 2021

Tighter than a crab's ass

This is an insulting and derogatory description for somebody who is very, very cheap. It's believed that crab's asses are rather compact, so someone tighter than a crab's ass is about as selfish/cheap/greedy as it gets.

Jake: Bill by the way, what did you leave our waiter?
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.

by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021

d.r.e.a.m.s.m.p21

amazing person who is very hawt and likes dsmp and reads a lot of books, and is one of my very few besties

d.r.e.a.m.s.m.p21 is so cool!
and swaggy

by dreamwastackn September 5, 2021

B E A N S

THY MOST TASTY SUBSTANCE IN ALL OF 'MERICA AND ALL OTHER 50 STAETS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HOLY SH- SHE MAKIN B E A N S

by leplush man hahaha September 29, 2021

I’ll be a monkey’s uncle

The speaker is so certain of a claim that if he is wrong, he will allow a negro to inseminate his sister.

If I can’t finish this keg stand, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.

by Special Guest Star August 29, 2022