When one sees a woman's bosom and is so enticed he compares them to not one but two scoops of ice cream titties.
Comes in many flavors: titties and cream, oreo titties, neapolotitties, tittiemisu....
Comes in many flavors: titties and cream, oreo titties, neapolotitties, tittiemisu....
Jeff: Wow, i would scoop that
Bob: Well, i would double scoop them ICE CREAM TITTIES
Jeff: I don't know. I've never really gone for chocolate.
Bob: Well, i would double scoop them ICE CREAM TITTIES
Jeff: I don't know. I've never really gone for chocolate.
by fat kid in movies June 20, 2011

SUCK ON MY BIG FAT MAN TITTIES BITCHES RAAAAAH RAAAAAH
Boa Hancock: "Why can't you want me like the other boys do, they stare at me while I stare at you"
Luffy: "SUCK ON MY BIG FAT MAN TITTIES BITCHES RAAAAH RAAAHHHH"
Chopper: "ONE PIECE IS REAL!!!!!!!!"
Boa Hancock: "Why can't you want me like the other boys do, they stare at me while I stare at you"
Luffy: "SUCK ON MY BIG FAT MAN TITTIES BITCHES RAAAAH RAAAHHHH"
Chopper: "ONE PIECE IS REAL!!!!!!!!"
by HEYITSMEGOKU! September 14, 2022

A statement similar to Jesus-Fucking-Christ that is often used in a situation of utter disbelief, shock or frustration. It is arguably blasphemy as well. Can be announced slowly and clearly to express disgust and hopelessness, or loud and fast to alert someone of an imminent disaster that will most likely end in catastrophe.
Also might be a sign of Tourette syndrome.
Also might be a sign of Tourette syndrome.
by RebelJosh89 December 17, 2020

by Gearbox56 October 2, 2023

When you are having sex with an Asian woman with gargantuan jugs, and smack her sacks with your hands back and forth extremely fast, almost like a ping pong match.
Oh man, you see that asain chick with them huge honkers? Wouldn’t mind giving her a ping pong Ching Chong Tittie Blast.
by Likamystrokamysuckamycack July 10, 2019

You call somone on the phone and there line is engaged you'd say.
"Jesus fuck, Titty Rubbing Gash Poker"
or
Friend 1: "You manage to get through to them?"
Friend 2: "Nah man, Titty Rubbing Gash Poker"
"Jesus fuck, Titty Rubbing Gash Poker"
or
Friend 1: "You manage to get through to them?"
Friend 2: "Nah man, Titty Rubbing Gash Poker"
by jiz master zer0 February 27, 2008

by fat kid in movie theater June 20, 2011
