Victoria De Angelis

Victoria De Angelis is my mommy. My wife. The one and only woman who I would let fuck the living shit out of me. Break my back and bed please. I need her so bad. She could finger me all day and use me as her personal bass because I’d be making loud enough sounds to qualify. I have no shame in it, but when we get married I will be calling her mommy and let her treat me as her damn slave. Literally I wanna be your slave. I’m not religious but I pray to her, she is my religion. So I am religious. I’m praying one day she’ll fuck me. Gentle or hard I want it all. Whatever she wants (preferably hard and rough) and if anybody ever thinks to even try and love her to the extreme I do, fuck off. I will cannibalize you.

Person: Who do you want to lose your virginity to?
Me: VICTORIA DE ANGELIS. VIC. VIC VIC. VIC VIC VIC VIC VIC.

by Vic’s slut September 13, 2023

De-Elected

After you been voted into office. You get fucking removed from office.

You win the election, someone looks at you funny, and you get De-Elected after they impeach you.

by Words that should be words 2.0 January 18, 2024

De-decorate

The act of undoing the decorating that one had spent untolled energy and countless hours on decorating may be used for any holiday that requires dragging boxes from the cellar or attic into living room and pawing through the tangled mess you left from the year before.

"Time to de-decorate the tree...not so sure the taking it outside part is happening tonight!"

by Zethrael January 10, 2012

Super de dupdirdy

Extra Super Special ~ Amazingly Amazing

That was a Super de dupdirdy jump!

by jonahbona November 18, 2011

Syndrome de Paillasse

Un syndrome décrivant toute personne souffrant de calvitie lourde en état de déni majeur. Les victimes souffrant de ce syndrome possèdent une calvitie si lourde, qu'un helipad s'est formé à l'arrière de leur crâne.

Mec, je crois que t'as le syndrome de Paillasse, faut que tu ailles en Turquie pour refaire tes cheveux.

by helisurface September 3, 2025

low ti per fe de

a word that a certain filipino can't spell when getting a "low taper fade"

Barber: "Ano gusto mo?" (What do you want?)
Kid: "Low ti per fe de."

by kibidiarl March 27, 2025

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