simp points

Points a sad excuse of a man gains when they lie about Ines Helen UNPROVOKED

“Ines and I chilled in Spain, she’s cool and all but in bed, she’s wild” aka simp points

by xeexan September 11, 2020

SIMP

SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS

S.I.M.P is for the most IMMACULATE and ICONIC song from Phineas and Ferb. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS. like hun if u don’t know that song, what tf is wrong with u. Get a life. or at least a childhood. If u didn’t realized, Candice has squirrels in her pants.

Phineas- “do u hear someone yelling?”
Ferb- “-_-”
Perry the platypus- “grrrrrr”
Candice- “AHH SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS!”
(the background singers) “SIMP SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS”

ya❤️

by forget the glizzy, gobble me September 26, 2020

Simp

a fucking faggot that act extremely nice towards women to try ad get that pussy

E-Girl- I look ugly today OMG!!!

Simp- OMG!!! u look gorgeous. don't let anyone tell u otherwise

by Ploffy March 9, 2020

Simp

Someone who overly try’s for a girl

Brayden Hayden is a big simp

by Brayden Hayden September 18, 2020

Simp

Simp is a guy who would do anything for girl. No matter what he would do it for her. He would abandon the boys for the girl. He is a bad guy. Do not be that guy.

Where is Brian, why didn't he come to hang out?
He is out there Simping.

by Insomnia0 September 2, 2020

Simp

Someone who does way too much for a person they like

To describe a person named Simon

Someone who does way too much for a person they like
Brian shu the simp: I bought her a car and a whole ass house and we not even dating!
Nathan the pimp: U a simp.

by brian lets November 5, 2020

Simp

Guys named Tanner who let themselves get used by girls in relationships.

1: Dude Tanner is simping for that chick
2: Isnt she dating Logan?
1: She is!

by Thick Pussy Lips March 31, 2020