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Playing the Bass Clarinet

To lick your man’s penis, andeat your man’s ass while fingering his penis
She got me off playing the bass clarinet
by Bcmusic July 30, 2025
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Play the email

An expression used when you are hyping yourself up to do something mundane that you have to do.

For example, waking up to go to work or going to the embassy to pick up documents gives email energy. But you decide to slay your way through it anyway. You are PLAYING the email.
A: How are you today?
B: Ughhhh, I have to hand in a 5000 word assignment and it's giving ceebs
A: Omg not slay
B: Lol I be playing the email
A: Yesss play the email
by Skibidipoopie January 21, 2025
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They're playing fair

When females are "being friendly " or open to romantic gestures from men while in a night club.
Guy 1. Hey man why are you leaving? This club is packed with women. Are they playing hard to get?

Guy 2 oh on the contrary my brother, they're playing fair.
by Regina cARD December 19, 2023
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Play lying

Telling a lie that’s still a lie but in a playful manner.
“Babe I was on the on the phone with you and someone else yesterday morning “ remember ? Whole time they were on the phone with some one else. Play lying
by Leon Brewer October 25, 2022
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Bumm Play

Bumm Play is a sexual act where two individuals create stimulation by rubbing butts together at a rapid pace which in turn creates friction and heat. The act was given the name Bumm Play during a sexual harassment lawsuit at Mongo Logistics where the employer had several employees participate in the act and was subsequently sued for sexual harassment. It is mainly popular in the homosexual community but has recently been performed by heterosexuals as well.
The gay man pulled down his gym shorts and engaged in bumm play with the gay owner of the company.
by Meglodon904 November 29, 2023
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Playing Chief

To feign stupidity or ignorance of some knowledge, usually in order to avoid responsibility or gain some advantage
Marty: why did you vote someone out illegally, hold an illegal election and solicit grievances?

Chief Dixon Burtrom Pheasant (next last name TBD): I just became chief and I didn’t know. I’ve only had 8 years to read it and I am super busy teaching culture. I also have cancer 😢

Every council member: there she goes Playing Chief again…
by Petty Spirit Guide June 3, 2025
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Playing the A Card

Making reference to you or your child's autism diagnosis (as a form of disability) in a conversation with a service provider (or customer service representative) to lend greater urgency or import to your request, complaint or request for policy exception. Derived from similar term "Playing he Race Card", an idiomatic phrase that refers to exploitation of either racist or anti-racist attitudes by accusing others of racism.
I can't believe I had to wait in line for 30 minutes to pick up an item at Best Buy that was supposedly ready yesterday. After 10 minutes my son had a meltdown from the sensory overload of spending so much time in the bright, loud store.

You could see employees standing around doing nothing while I waited in line. When the manager working the desk made a comment that 'someone was a little cranky' (instead of apologizing for the inappropriate wait), I almost lost it. I'm still pretty angry but at least I got a $50 gift card after I complained to corporate, Playing the A Card.
by SmoknKynd February 4, 2015
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