SIMP

Squirrel. In. My. Penis

it when a squirell is right next to ur penis and make you look like a clown in front of a girl

him 1 : see a chick and like her *flurts*

him 2 : SIMP

by ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°)╭∩╮├┬┴┬┴ May 3, 2020

SIMP

A person named Ben who chooses a girl over the boys.

Man have you seen how much of a SIMP Ben is?

by 74ina50 May 3, 2020

Simp

Me lol

I’m a simp for Gerard Way

by EmilyTheEmo1312 May 4, 2020

simp

matt

matt is a simp

by mattisasimp May 4, 2020

simp

someone who will do anything for a girl and expect nothing in return, he will do as she says, when she says it no questions asked.

Madalitso walked around like a dog on a leash for this hun- he was simping more than she could handle

by madacan’tgetgirls May 5, 2020

Simp

An acronym for a Suck-up Idolizing Mediocre Pussy.

Marc: “Brad is such a simp.”
Matt: “I know, he has no dignity.”

by Spunk100 May 5, 2020

Simp

When someone does everything in the name of their girlfriend; they put the hoes before the bros.

Noah: "Dude, Ira's simping with his girl Jasmine again."
Dominick: "What a simp."
Jordan: "What a bot."

by koolade5k May 5, 2020