Bitch flakes

What someone ate for breakfast before doing or saying something particularly bitchy.

"My boss just yelled at me for being away from my desk for ten minutes. I was in the bathroom."

"Well, somebody had a big helping of bitch flakes this morning."

by sleslie2425 May 25, 2013

bitch prize

A bad thing happening to those who play dirty games (cheating).

Play bitch games, win bitch prizes.

by Bookwyrm7 January 22, 2019

Mumble Bitch

Mumble and bitch at the same time

Speak up and stop mumble bitching so I can hear you.

by Premiums November 1, 2017

pre-bitch

To complain irritatingly about a future event that may or may not happen.
For example,If we go there, the Sox will lose, you'll get drunk and I'll hate it.
If we have that picnic, it'll be 90 degrees, we'll be attacked by wasps and I'll hate it.
If you buy that, it will wear out, we'll go broke and I'll hate it.

He pre-bitches whenever he suggests doing something he doesn't want to do.
Pre-bitching is really annoying because it brings up imaginary problems to oppose a plan.

by Shhhammo September 6, 2009

bitch toast

when you want to take the term bitch to a higher level

Krump it bitch toast!

by argueable February 12, 2012

bitch hip

When someone is shooting any type of long gun (rifle, shotgun, musket etc) in the standing position and they lean back, away from the weapon.

Kyle was totally bitch hipping that 12 gauge, nearly fell on his ass!

by omega52 December 31, 2011

Sour Bitch

An old miserable hag. Basically someone who hates you because they hate their life.

Tina is such a sour bitch she be hating on me cus she can't get her own ish straight!

by Bingo Wordsmith March 20, 2016