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Skibbidy Master

One that is both acquainted with and masterful at the art of Adobe Acrobat batestamping and OCR'ing. In the alternative, she slay at Acrobat.
Allie is a skibbidy master at Bates'ing thousands and thousands of pages.
by ev3me February 7, 2025
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Dick master

"I'm the dick master!!!" Adam said
by GM33 February 2, 2026
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post master bitch

The post master bitch is also known as a Buisness Alliances Specialist, who identifies as they/them, negotiates, and manages strategic partnerships to foster company growth, innovation, and market expansion. Post master bitch holds an extraordinary amount of swag. Post master bitch is known for being so powerfully swagful that their work enemies disintegrate the second they make eye contact with said post master bitch. If you are an enemy with post master bitch you will get sent into the mail sorting machine and never be seen again. Post master bitch is the hgihest pay job known to man because of the amount of swag it requires.
Chris Holder is THEE post master bitch.
by renkit February 11, 2026
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Lick Master of the Far East

A term first coined by the comedic GOAT Sam Kinison during the 80's to mean a person extremely proficient in the art of cunnilingus. The art form is considered a form of meditative practice. Practicing persons presumably have had trained in Tibet in this art for 5 or more years. Training in this art includes calligraphy using one's tongue. Can Write a letter to Santa (with tongue) whilst going down on a female and making her cum before ending the first sentence. The vagina is usually destroyed and rendered useless by the end of the first paragraph. Women who have endured to this extreme have been wheelchair bound, left to never walk again. Practitioners have eaten more vagina than cervical cancer during intense training sessions to reach this skill level. Goku even gives respect to them. Women should beware.

(Note: Gay variants have not been studied as of this writing, the NIH is currently seeking funding from Congress to carry out studies in the future.)
Woman 1: I heard he is Lick Master of the far east. WAIT, DIDN'T YOU HOOK UP WITH HIM LAST YEAR?!!!
Woman 2: Yes, it is true, why do you think I'm currently stuck in this wheelchair?
Woman 1: OMG Girl, what WAS THAT like?
Woman 2: God level. Though I may never walk again, and I am currently seeking a plastic surgeon for a full vaginal reconstruction surgery, I have NO regrets.
Woman 1: Girl, I'm sooo jealous.
by Jbo Bourbon February 28, 2026
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Chronic masterbater

This is the point of masterbation when only you can make yourself ejaculate
Hey you know Jack G, yea that kids full blown chronic masterbater
by UpsetTexas065 March 17, 2026
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Grand Master Cuck

Someone who has achieved being the biggest cuck of all time
Person 1:My neighbor Jerry is a huge cuck
Person 2:Yeah I know everyone is calling him the grand master cuck
by thesovietonion March 17, 2026
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Young Master

A suave, young blud from a sect, whose goal is to marry a Jade Beauty from the top of Mount Hei Tu. The best of them will become the pinnacle of competence, while the worst will be cast out from the sect, or forced to work menial jobs inside of it.
"That Young Master from the Folded Crane Sect is visiting again! Be sure to wish him well when he sets off for the Mountain!"
"Hey, Young Master, you better start behaving before I tell your Senior Sectman."
by DarkCharlz March 18, 2026
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