Cookie monster

a god cookie monster is the definition of your mom asking if your an endless pit he can eat so many cookies its insane and he is THE BEST sesame street character he's big and blue and he eats cookies

cookie monster is coming pull out the cookies

by because im short May 6, 2022

Fett monster

A fetty has destroyed all of her teeth and she proud to hold the crown

Fett monster :A person who is so smoked off fetaynal she ot5r he has morphed so ugly it is descusting were you want to throw up I. Ur mouth from the stench or oder left by them

by ChounceD January 12, 2021

ABCDEF Cookie Monster

What little girls say when they start learning the alphabet.

Girl: ABCDEF Cookie Monster!

Kermit: *jumps off a building*

by ¯\_ت_/¯ December 29, 2024

Monster Paw

To get a costume Mike Wazowski's claw and shove it up the ass creating a sharp but tingly sensation into the gluteus maximus

Me and my partner tried the Monster Paw and it was Amazing, but it also brought us closer as people

by Dr SexyMan August 10, 2024

LAZY MONSTER

Definition of a “Lazy Monster”
Label at any job site for a person that hides from work,sleeps on the job,pawns their work assignments to other people,takes credit for work their coworkers did,makes excuses not to do a work assignment,complains about every work assignment given to them.

Lazy monster got caught talking to the Forman today about every bodies performance but his his own

by Gahgahs buster March 20, 2024

Loch Ness Monster

When you flush an extra long shit and as it spins down, the tip stands up straight, breaching the the water like the Loch Ness monster head emerging while the body is hidden underwater.

Loch Ness Monster- I took a shit so long that when it spun down the tube the tip popped out above the water looking at me like the lock ness monster.

by #IAM100% February 25, 2019

Monster Energy

Big man in a can. Drank by 12 year olds who would like to brag to their friends by drinking alcohol but can't get served anywhere and can't get there hands on it any other way and so use Monster Energy as a substitute because it reads "no recommended for children on the can". They hang around and are considered the cool kid because they've got a can of Monster Energy. They brag when they even get served a Monster because in the UK you have to be over 16 by store policy (not law). These kids walk into newsagents who literally couldn't give a toss and "get served" and get seen as the cool kid. They wave it around and all the girls will be fighting over you for sure *wink wink*! Grown adults find this incredible cringeworthy and when the kids grow up they feel incredibly embarrassed about it.

Kid 1: YOU'LL NEVER A GIRLFRIEND!
Kid 2: OH SHUT YOUR MOUTH I'VE GOT MORE CHANGE THAN YOU! I GOT SERVED A MONSTER ENERGY AT THAT NEWSAGENTS THE OTHER DAY THAT SO INCREASES MY CHANCES OF GETTING ONE! THEY'LL ALL WANT ME! I SO OBVIOUSLY LOOK 16.
Kid 1 (Jealous): OH YEAH RIGHT COURSE DID! I COULD GET SERVED A MONSTER ENERGY AT EVERY NEWSAGENT UNLIKE YOU! I LOOK WAY OVER 16!
Kid 2: SHUT UP! NO MONSTER NO GIRLFRIEND SIMPLE AS THAT! YOUR JUST A KID!
Grown Adult (in the background): What utter babies they are!

by LordJenal May 20, 2022