A bread monster, otherwise known as a person, usually female, that takes on large loaves of bread in one sitting. The bread monster is prone to issues associated with ingesting too much yeast, such as vaginal yeast infections. Be careful when near the bread monster, they will eat your sandwiches and leave nothing but a cold slab of meat.
by whobedat June 18, 2015
Get the bread monstermug. A f##### up turthe on steroroids and has down sindrum
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Get the Loch Ness monstermug. by DevilsBabyGirl October 17, 2022
Get the watch monstermug. by Satan himself ❤️❤️ October 26, 2020
Get the monster energy mikumug. by Crazy ratchet facts January 9, 2018
Get the eddie monstermug. A dwarfed human who catches a new terminal disease every couple of days and therefore seeing a D Monster on a school premise is rarer than sighting a wild Tasmanian tiger. He also has a very primal vocabulary most commonly consisting of a few aphorisms. For example, "You win some you lose some" and "it is what it is," although it is sometimes difficult to identify these phrases due to the D Monster's debilitating lisp. "Something in the wayyyy".
"Look who it is, a D MONSTER (DEEEEEE MONSTAHHH)!!!!!"
by StainyStench November 9, 2022
Get the D MONSTERmug. 