If you’ve ever dated a Matt you’re probably entitled to some kind of compensation. World class manipulators. Often found with Kyle or Chad.
Girl 1: yeah so my ex stole my dog and took all my money
Girl 2: let me guess, he was called Matt?
Girl 1: OMG it happened to you too?
Girl 2: let me guess, he was called Matt?
Girl 1: OMG it happened to you too?
by We revolt at dawn November 22, 2021
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He is the type of guy who is just good at everything he does.
He is the type of guy who is just good at everything he does.
Me: An amateur runner.
Matt: Not a runner.
Me : asks him to do a race.
Matt: Says Yes
Me : comes 2nd to Matt by 1 mile.
Matt: was an easy race.
Me : laughs because he hadn't even broken a sweat.
Matt: Not a runner.
Me : asks him to do a race.
Matt: Says Yes
Me : comes 2nd to Matt by 1 mile.
Matt: was an easy race.
Me : laughs because he hadn't even broken a sweat.
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A real nigga. Gon foreva step behind gang. Ain scared of no body. Act gay asf around friends but da straightest nigga out da group. Likes to use words like Peon, Pussy, Cunt, and his favorite sentence "Yu a bitch ass nigga". He dont gaf about nun, mainly walking around cussing out teachers and shii. Usually high asf, dont like sharing his shii, another saying "my shit my rules motherfucka. Dont be onna hoes, got fired from his job, but still stacking cash.
Marty a real ass nigga
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Matty Matty, it's hard to tell who you are he's nice but can be jerk at the same time. He's a rake and clueles about what's going on around him. He's Smart but can be really silly sometimes. Like who are you dude?
Matty Matty, it's hard to tell who you are he's nice but can be jerk at the same time. He's a rake and clueles about what's going on around him. He's Smart but can be really silly sometimes. Like who are you dude?
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