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Low Investment Person

Person of deceiving character that, in order to accomplish his/her goals, they befriend other people that are essential to their scope with whom they build one sided relationships.

The way a low investment person works is by keeping the other person in the relationship "hooked" by giving them bits and pieces of attention and value from time to time that leaves them wanting more.

These people are to be found on social media, business environments, friendships and in romantic relationships.
- Did you see that Michael didn't help Alex promote his new book?
- Yes, it's crazy because Alex helped Michael a lot in promoting his book when he released it.
- Ugh, he is such a low investment person!
by JulianaJax December 4, 2020
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Person 6

Person 6. Never has anybody ever had person 6. Or I might be wrong but still, Person 6 is just almost never used. He's always ignored, and he's part of the persons used for examples. So, hey person 6 go out there and show yourself to the world you exist now. Well, theres always person 7, person 8, etc. So, person 6, its your time to shine?..
Person 1: so do you think there are more people
Person 2: yeah i think so
Person 3: now that i look at it i think im going to make new friends
Person 4: nobodys your friend

Person 5: so theres person 6?
Person 6: am i a joke to you
Person 7: yes your a joke to me
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Greatest person ever

person1: whos the Greatest person ever? skylar and everyone else: matthew
by cumsock420697659756 December 4, 2020
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angry little person

You know the guy who rage quits after he dies once

Yeah him
"You killed me, ight that's it I'm out" *leaves game*
You could say he is an angry little person
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The most cutest person everrrr

Owen.Edward.Harbottle.
Owen, he is the most cutest person everrrr!😍
by Me. His girlfriend. December 6, 2020
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The day you get to slap the shortest person you know
My ibf: “Go slap resse today is the day you get slap the shortest person you know
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Airpod person

Exactly the same as earpod person.

A pod person or normie that has zero personal style or independent thought.
They're often seen wearing airpods and apple watches.
The marketeers dream, because they always buy the crap that marketeers promote.
Often copy "politically correct" opinions, but are not really into politics.
Colleague 1: do you know who Jason is?
Colleague 2: he's that new airpod person at sales department.
Colleague 1: ah they've hired yet another airpod person?
Colleague 2: yeah looks like the new management is more concerned with image than intelligence.
by Boomer the Lancaster bomber December 11, 2020
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