Hard

When you see some boobies or a hot girl you jerk off to her!

Dang her boobs got me hard!

by Yoboikyle June 29, 2019

Try-Hard Prude

someone who is a virgin but ascts like they get it in all the time

"Dude jordan said she wants to fuck!"
"Dude she's suck a try-hard prude.. shes a virgin"

by noneyourbeeswax February 5, 2012

Hard

Something solid, stable, or strong

My penis was very hard when you came into the room

by ExtremeFault February 29, 2020

Chris Harding

The most generous

Yeah Wow, just bought you 30 double rum and cokes mate. I’m feeling like Chris Harding tonight!

by Yoffer June 8, 2024

hard hard

hard hard is a dutch sentence when something goes very well/ is very nice

heb jij die chick gefixt? hard hard!

by hardhard036daniel April 1, 2019

hard core loser

No matter what he does, he just fucks everything up if he is around you. Keeps acting like a fuckwit near you when you are trying to get into the pants of some girl, spoiling the hunting for the night. Typically needs you to pull him out of a situation he created, where he was about to get the fuck punched out of him by those blokes at the pool table after he stood near them telling them how to play.

Mick thought he was on a winner for a fuck in the car park outside with Jacinta, when Deano rocked up and spilled his beer in her handbag, making her lose her shit so much she got her fat friend and left the club. Mick wanted to flog Deano, but then saw him trying to dry hump some bloke at the pool table, which was gunna turn fatal for Deano any second now. So Mick dragged his stupid cunt mate away from danger and said "mate, stop being such a hard core loser or you can fuckin walk back to Frankston".

by Reynard says July 21, 2017

hard piss

when your piss is frozen and when you do the thang your piss becomes crystallized and stuck to your dick

dude I just had a hard piss

by mistersanchez344 September 17, 2019