To horse

To be manhandled or treated like a little boy or pushed around.

In order to horse his ass you must be massive.

by Big daddy dave 69 February 16, 2020

Horse Cock Fucker

A woman who loves zoophilia with horses.

That woman who fucked horses, was a nasty horse cock fucker.

by MST3K I like November 11, 2021

Dairy horse

A mythical creature who resides in Dubuque County, Iowa.

A horse that produces milk for human consumption.

Amanda looked at Matt and said “look! A Dairy Horse”

by MAMILLER December 02, 2020

Dairy horse

A mythical creature who resides in Dubuque County, Iowa.

A horse that produces milk for human consumption.

Amanda looked at Matt and said “look! A Dairy Horse”

by MAMILLER December 02, 2020

swamp horse

The most glorious of horses known to mankind. Can do anything but fly and is tough to catch in the wild. Makes John Wayne look like a pussy.

Dude you see that swamp horse!!!

Naw what horse?

Never mind he just flew off.

by Wakka flokka burr December 23, 2013

go suck a horse

an insult that you use on friends. wont work effectively on enemies/people you dislike.

friend 1 - go suck a horse
friend 2 - ouch.

by yasi. November 30, 2018

wooden horse torture

the wooden horse is a triangular prism normally set up on legs. (not actual human legs) The person being tortured is to straddle the horse. Since the wooden triangular prism is set on the legs so the edge faces upward, the person straddling the horse experiences immense pain and could be left with permanent damage. This is commonly used as a type of torture in BDSM.

"Wooden horse torture turns me on."
"That's really kinky!!"

by Dahlia (didi) February 24, 2024