He/she found himself a date on Kids R' Matched.com, a singles dating site for people in their 20's and over still on the emotional level of a 3rd grader.
by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
Get the Kids R' Matched.com mug.A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.
An example of this can be found with Adobe when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.
Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it. perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.
An example of this can be found with Adobe when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.
Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it. perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.
I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience). I feel RAPEd!
by Louis Rossmann August 19, 2024
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A subreddit that hates on listenable metal while they listen to a band thats named “Deathcum sacrifice of satans bussy while a cult does a vocal ritual which involves putting magma on their throat so it sounds more metal” and their songs are named like satanic chant in a prehistoric language while their songs sound like the screechers (vocalist) head is getting bashed with a metal drumstick and has a logo that looks like a splattered, sentient, dying turd on a wall
r/metalmemes poser: hey bro, what bands do u listen to??
Chad metal enjoyer: Huh, maybe Sabaton or Slipknot
r/metalmemes poser: EWWWWW WHY DONT YOU LISTEN TO SACRIFICIAL BLOOD OF THE ULTIMATE CREATURE
Chad based metal fan: No
Chad metal enjoyer: Huh, maybe Sabaton or Slipknot
r/metalmemes poser: EWWWWW WHY DONT YOU LISTEN TO SACRIFICIAL BLOOD OF THE ULTIMATE CREATURE
Chad based metal fan: No
by my latest post isnt ragebait June 7, 2025
Get the r/metalmemes mug.A scary, sexy, disgusting, ancient, fat, ginormous, terrifying, uncontrolled, crazy mofo. Is my mother, but is also not a female and kind of a man but not really. More of an animal than anything. Rene is deranged. She is a stripper. Her shift is from 8-8(pm-am) she is also a sex offender and child molester. She is a drug addict. She also is a doctor and a ranging alcoholic. The best way to describe rene is: velcro. She is.... nvm. When people stand up when she enters a room, she thinks it’s out of respect but it’s out of fear because she causes earthquakes with her strides. She is gay. Uncle.
by pshshshsk May 6, 2020
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Pretty self explanatory, i do not have the right to say that word for race purposes, but we have all been there when theres that one person who says the hard r.
Pretty self explanatory, i do not have the right to say that word for race purposes, but we have all been there when theres that one person who says the hard r.
by Cordum October 15, 2022
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