bro j simpson

a hella sik word that needs to be used more by the american people. basically the same as a bro, but waaaaay siiiiiiiker

sik ass pimp 1: yo nigga, whats up
sik ass pimp 2: not much bro j

hella sik dude: whats up bro j simpson?

by Fuskers November 16, 2006

getting the j done

Hooking up with a chick, random or not, and getting her in the sack. If she's dtf, your getting that j done. Aww yeah.

Yo dude, did were you getting the j done with the girl! Dude you're a fuckin' player!

by Smelly D January 5, 2009

Ivor J Robinson

Top Man

Ivor J Robinson is a "Top Man" that hates Mancs & Chavs,Loves the fact that We Won It 5 Times and Loves His Daughter Heaven Doobie up to the stars !

by Rovi Nosnibor February 4, 2010

Crazy Doc J

A middle aged man who, while bored at the office, forces patients to wait in exam rooms while he accesses Urban Dictionary for his own twisted sense of humor.

Yo...What the F@*$, why I am still waiting for Crazy Doc J.

by Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke April 16, 2010

Texas J-Walking

The act of driving while under the influence of alcohol, as exemplified by the US state of Texas.

Did you hear? George got nabbed Texas J-walking on his way home from the party last night.

by DShiznit October 28, 2014

Franklin J Hoofin

Best dog ever and he will always stick by ur side. Loyal, crazy, mind of his own, and smart. Sometimes...

That dog is SO Franklin J Hoofin!

by #MaddieIsHere October 27, 2016

The wild Nicky j

Everyone has that one friend that turns into a total savage every time alcohol or marijuana is brought out sometimes referred to as the wild Nicky j

Travis: why the fuck is he dumping Budweiser into his corn chowder?
Nik: that's the wild Nicky j don't ask

by Jewkill November 7, 2016