Plant my tree in her forest

Have sexual intercourse with her

She sexually turns me on. I want to plant my tree in her forest

by Plato Disciple December 26, 2014

the Brazilian tree stump

When a man, or his partner, waxes his pubes while having intercourse.

My girlfriend and I tryed the Brazilian tree stump last night and it hurt like a bitch.

by thebatmanz March 4, 2015

Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.

"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"

by Redwings15 March 21, 2016

fell far from the tree

It means that you're not like ur parents!

I fell far from the tree, I'm not like you.

by Pipe_Brazil November 21, 2016

smackin the tree

Beating your dick so goddamn hard your legs go numb and you can't feel your dick.

Yo nig you done smackin the tree in there.

by Chabreezy January 4, 2017

scandanavian christmas tree

the art of putting pine needles in your girls anus before you eat the booty to mask the smell

"yall better give that bitch a scandanavian christmas tree before you go sticking your face up in there"

by bigollkanus February 1, 2017

The trippy tree

The trippy tree
Really strong marijuana, usually used for smoking to get real riggedy reckt

"Dude, this ganj is way strong"
"So that's why it's called The trippy tree"

by Pyrowolf795 August 13, 2017