Shit Cold

/SHit-kōld/
adjective
1. Of or at a low or relatively low temperature, especially when compared with the human excrement.
2. When its so cold outside that your shit freezes inside of you.
3. May be used in it's derogative term examples of shit cold; food, weather, constipation due to freezing temperatures, a person, place, or thing.
The temperature outside is Shit Cold!

I really can't stay (Baby it's shit cold outside)

I gotta go away (Baby it's shit cold outside)

Do you want to build a snowman? (It's shit cold!)
Girl you colder than cold you SHIT COLD!
by Ddaaavvviiidd March 04, 2019
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Macbeth Shit

When you take a shit and you can't wipe it off of your ass.
"bro I've been on the shitter for 30 minutes and im still at this Macbeth shit"
"out damned shit" - Macbeth shit
by Level99Mike August 26, 2022
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Shit Bruschetta

Like a shit sandwich but, due to cost cutting and non caring management, you only get one bit of bread.
Despite working hard, the boss delivered another shit Bruschetta
by Dougietwoshoes May 13, 2017
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Rage Shit

Verb
To be angered so far beyond your breaking point that you are compelled to drop trou, spin around, bend over and aim your asshole at whoever is causing this stress and open fire a bird shot blast of hot brown liquid rage at them.
After waiting for 2 hours and being ignored by the staff at the urgent care, I lost my shit. Literally. Receptionist told me to please have a seat and be patient. I said I’ve been patient for 2 god damn hours and went off on a rant, ending it with a spray of mud as I rage shit at her before angrily waddling my wet slippery ass on out of there.
by TheWierdo May 19, 2022
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Hippo Shit

when you have explosive diarrhea and it gets everywhere
Dude 1: wanna hangout?
Dude 2: can’t my mom grounded me cuz i hippo shit all over the washroom
by FardedShided February 24, 2020
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Pat Shit

The act of taking off all of your clothes before taking a shit. This typically occurs outdoors in the wild but can be simulated indoors for comfort as well. Typically takes place just before shitting ones pants.
Yo...why is that dude naked??

Don't mind him, he's just taking a Pat Shit.
by jbiddy4 December 16, 2016
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the "shit" face

the awful churn of your face (and stomach) when you walk into a bathroom stall of a crowded bathroom right after the stall user before you's lunch was from an undercooked chinese place...
-or the look on your face after realizing the Chinese food was undercooked, and now passing its way down your esophogus :)
"Dude, it was awful I went into the Walmart bathroom today and was lucky to finally get a stall, but I didn't realize how unlucky I was. Man I almost lost my lunch after smelling that women's stomach contents. you shoulda seen the "shit" face.
by female:mbrown December 21, 2008
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