Potato Scallop

The name given to a potato cake by people who make poor decisions in their life, like what to name a slice of potato in batter

My ex called them Potato Scallops. That's why she's my ex...

by Zachory October 8, 2020

POTATOES

YUMMY YOU CAN MAKE FRIES AND CHIPS AND OTHER STUFF

Omg potatoes can save your own life it taste so good

by LOVE YOUR MOM February 10, 2022

Shirt potatoes

Boobs

Mmmm Caroline has a nice set of shirt potatoes.
can also be called bikini/bra potatoes depending on attire.

by NellyNancy April 17, 2015

Potato

A man who doesnt like being called cute who gets muted on skype calls

"Stop calling me cute" potato

"Stop muting me

by WeaintjokingLa February 17, 2020

Sprouting potatoe

Trash/worthless, slow

Bro, stop being a sprouting potatoe and get on cod.

by Real s**t November 13, 2020

Potato

My friend Jane

Jane your acting retarded aka you a potato

by Goldy_g July 25, 2019

Eaten Potato Waffle

An unfinished game of Tetris. It has a crispy exterior and a fluffy interior, depending on what temperature you eat it at.

"Did you finish that Tetris game?" "No, and it looks like an Eaten Potato Waffle!"

by jiminyourpants April 21, 2018