Just about everything in the Constitution and Bill of Rights is an authoritative source telling everyone that didn't write it what their rights will be for the next hundred years or so. Most people have never really had any true rights, billionaires have rights, they do what they want to do. They're also telling everyone else what they want them to do a lot of the time.
by Solid Mantis October 22, 2020
Get the Rightsmug. by gorilafaimoasa February 12, 2021
Get the shush right nowmug. I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.
Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?
Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?
Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!
by anonymous October 17, 2021
Get the Right Turn Clydemug. Boss supremacy, capitalism, fascism, nazism, machism, gender role, olavism, patriarchy, rifle liberation, grenade liberation, conservatism, hydroxychloroquine, heterosexual supremacy, cisgender supremacy, evangelical supremacy, catholic supremacy, christian supremacy, white supremacy, male supremacy, supremacy of the rich, high prices, liberalism, neoliberalism, freemasonry, militarism, integralism, elitism, bourgeoisism, privatization, flat earthism and racial quota for whites.
Right-wing.
by Sabonyty October 27, 2024
Get the right-wingmug. by BenPC August 14, 2017
Get the Right in the middle of the asshole bitchmug. by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I, Salma Hayek, Promise To Get It Right<.7.9.7.6.>mug. An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.
Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.
by QuacksO October 17, 2019
Get the right-hand readermug.