mom wallet

Oversized purse wallet carried by not a mom.

Erica has a mom wallet that barely fits in her purse. She carries it with pride

by Chelsea Sanders November 13, 2007

mom-ment

The kinds of comments that only a mother makes. They are usually a little obtuse and possibly totally obvious.

My mom makes the most obtuse mom-ments sometimes. Like yesterday morning, I was telling her how I was going out with friends and she reached for my arm and said "Now Dear, if you are going out with your friends, you really should change out of your pajamas. Those are pajamas, right? I never can tell the fashion these days."

by bluesbabyjane75 September 10, 2012

Mom Fetish

When you think about only moms and how you want to fuck someone else's mother. You have a problem if you only talk about fucking someone else's mother, get a girlfriend.

Friend: I'm gonna fuck your mom again and give you another kid
Me: You say this every day
Friend: and your mom fucks me every day
Me: You have a mom fetish, go to a doctor

by A1Squid July 26, 2021

Asian Mom

Alyssa. Thank.

What a great Asian mom you have!

by Thatdude2018 March 9, 2018

gio’s mom

A self centered bitch that makes living impossible

Did you hear about Gio’s Mom? I feel bad for him.

Gio’s Mom sounds like a total bitch. How does he stay happy all the time?

by Genotype20 September 26, 2017

Treadmill Moms

An Active career mom who doesn't have time for sports, save an occasional visit to the gym.

The Treadmill Mom picks up her kids from soccer practice when time allows, but generally leaves it up to her husband

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

mom dick

The point at which mothers measure themselves against other mothers in regards to how awesome they are at being a mom. Derived from the idea of men measuring the lengths of their dicks to indicate which male ranks highest.

Quit measuring your mom dicks, we all know you're "super awesome moms" by your lengthy posts about you kids.

by forneverlost December 22, 2014