whats got your ruler in a bend

ruler are supposed to be straight so basically they are calling you fruity.

guy 1: he looks kinda hot

guy 2: oh? whats got your ruler in a bend today?

by Ryukzzzzzz June 28, 2021

Got Mileyed

When someone cancels or pulls the plug on something (date, appointment, project, etc) at the last minute. In honor of Miley Cyrus canceling her Charlotte, NC concert just 30 minutes before it was supposed to start.

I got mileyed by my boss today. I've been working on this project for months.

by Lolita0891 April 13, 2014

You got any games on your phone?

When you are at some family gathering and your 7 year old cousin goes up to you and asks to play on you phone, WITHOUT SAYING PLEASE.

Kid: You got any games on your phone??
You: Yes... BUT THEY AREN'T FOR YOU.

by Star Puppi November 14, 2023

I got a box

A term used by professional skaters when explaining the moment they became a pro for a specific company by them sending a box.

I got a box and after that I became a pro

by EDHS March 24, 2020

got yo couch

The man who has always got yo couch. You walk in, and bam! he's already got yo couch. Just unfortunate, buddy. Don't ask him if he's also got yo crouch - he's got a wicked crouch. Very nasty to behold.

Person A: Oh jeez. Jerry's got yo couch again, Person B.
Person B: At least he ain't go my crouch-
Jerry: GOT YO CROUCH (crouches enthusiastically)
Person A: He got you, bro.
Person B: (stunned and speechless)

by GotThatCouch November 10, 2017

got the gooner

Got the sack

Today I got the gooner from work

by Your joking November 20, 2021

I could got it

In between I could and I got it

Lmao I could got it but I don’t wanna be holding on to a brick - Joseph

by Ohwowsal March 22, 2022