Bro is awesome, he works out, he does martial arts, hes cultured, he’s the best gamer you’ll ever game with, he’s a nerd that can beat your ass and has 6 fucking cats, with the fattest and laziest one being his own. Which doesn’t really make sense, cause he is the opposite. He is also very awesome, did I mention that? And yes dude, I’m writing about myself to post on instagram cause it’s trending 💪🏼😎👍
Person 1: omg dude, Ethan is totally wicked man
Person 2: fr fr cuh
Person 3: oh my goodness, I want to slobber on bro
Person 1: that’s kinda gay dude
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Person 3: oh my goodness, I want to slobber on bro
Person 1: that’s kinda gay dude
by Almightyeg November 21, 2023
Get the Ethanmug. by Erikka February 27, 2020
Get the Pulling a ethanmug. Ethan is the sweetest most lovey boy out there. He is super tall and nerdy but he makes you happy. In any situation he makes you laugh and he will take care of you. He is a burly man but it is great. He loves memes and beans.
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Get the Ethanmug. by Bobby's Uncle October 11, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. the best person in the whole wide world. he is the most athletic and hot sexy guy out there in school. every girl has dreams of sucking his dick bc it is so long (its 9 inches). they wanna get penetrated by his dominating presence. every girl will want to have him as their boyfriend as he is so reliable and handsome who plays basketball and is 6’5 tall.
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