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David

He is the biggest simp that you will ever meet, especially when he skips Donken to simp a girl. He is decent,y smart, but he doesn't understand that he is always simping the girls. Although he is good at Football, but not as good as his superior David Perez. He probably has one arm as well.
David? Oh you mean the biggest simp that has ever lived on this planet.
by Slunken April 16, 2020
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David 9C

David 9C is a different type of breezy gorilla monkey but a bit less hairy. He often rezolves to violence to solve ecuations in chem class. He hates fun and dislikes drawings of frogs. He is good friends with Pârvan Cristina. He loves skibidi bideu fortnite. Love oranges.
A: holy shit is that David 9C
B: Aaaaaaaaa bruh that me ong frfr.
by Sigmund from oceania December 2, 2024
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David

A person who makes up their own definitions of what words mean.
Stop being such a David, that word doesn't mean that at all!
by PurpleMelon81 May 28, 2021
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John David Talley

John David Talley is the sweetest person you will ever meet. He loves the Lord and will always pray for those he loves. He LOVES food and naps. He loves to cuddle but mostly so he can receive tickles. His obsession is videos games and spends quite a long time playing them. He is extremely sexy even though he doesn’t see it for himself. If you find a man like him, do not let him go. He is the best!
Girl 1: I just met this guy and he is a total 10. Sweet, kind, caring, and sexy!

Girl 2: Sounds like John David Talley. He is the best!
by Abstract Sounds September 4, 2022
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David

person: yo look it’s some emo dude
other person: oh that’s just david
by user_310 February 20, 2024
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David

A David is a very annoying person. If you ever come across one then stay clear they are mean and unpleasant.
That's David I'd stay away from him
by Flyee03 November 23, 2021
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David

A gay child who cries a lot when he doesn’t get what he wants

He also can be very sexual
This nigga David is gay
by Cola you sue ma January 5, 2020
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