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David

David is a leader of the misfits. All those led by David are driven by his powers of persuasion. He is a raunchy and dominating leader with a flair for theatrical and media arts. On a typical Friday night, David can be found commentating at a viewing party, chowing down on a fine assortment of hor d'oeuvres, and ending his night with a well trimmed cigar. Davids seldom come out during the day, as this is their period of hibernation. When a David let’s someone into their life, that person becomes forever grateful. Each contribute to life of laughter and shared successes.
Was that David who turnt up at the Halloween party?
by a_typicaltina September 17, 2023
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David Cardwell

That one guy who is kinda smelly because he's a ginger
David Cardwell: Let's all kill Adam

Adam: your a ginger
*David throws a chair at Adam*
by pp funny man 2019 September 22, 2023
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Star of David

When Kyle got pantsed at the party, I wound up staring directly at his Star of David
by Ghost Maker October 7, 2023
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david

he’s the gayest purrrrson ever
is that david? he’s sooooo gay
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David

David: i have a knee fetish
by Zakarya9797 July 7, 2023
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David

There are two types of David’s, charming and the guy you want to be with, and the one who pretends to be the first guy but may have a serious addiction to drugs or alcohol.
Scenario 1:

Guy: Hey David how you doin’?

David: “Swell, just took the family out to the Grand Canyon!”
David: “How about you, y’all doin’ alright?

Scenario 2:

Wife: “Love you hun have a good day!”
David: “I love you too babe!”

David: Pretend to go to work but actually go and by some snuff
by JDZav July 8, 2023
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David Bernstein

Verb: The coolest Jewish person around, who knows how to munch munch and do magical tricks with the tongue who has it down to the science!
Omfg, did you hear what happened to Jessica? She said her legs were shaking after she got the David Bernstein experience!
by anonymous July 8, 2023
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